Hello citizens,
We are here today to discuss one of the newest dangers in our neighborhood: pine cones. I know, I know, this has been a long time coming, and I apologize for how long it has taken for us to get this meeting in order. Now then, as you are all aware, we have been terrorized by pine cones for an entire season. Ms. Stewart reported that her child, Rupert, had a pine cone fall on his head. It’s terrifying stuff.
Now then, we must decide what to do about this. Yes, yes, I can hear you all. Okay then, yes, let us put up a sign. That will do it.